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Upcoming Teetotal Events

With Ed Simon

Meet the Author

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Join us for a special evening featuring Ed Simon, the author of more than a dozen books, including "Devil's Contract," which The New Yorker has named one of the best books of 2024. In celebration of our new book club launch, Ed will read excerpts from his book

“An Alternative History of Pittsburgh.”

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Join us for light snacks and socializing, followed by a reading and discussion with Ed. Don’t miss this chance to meet and hear from a prolific local author. This event is perfect for history buffs, as Ed will explore the “Alternative History of Pittsburgh!”

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About Ed Simon:

Ed Simon is the Public Humanities Special Faculty in the English Department of Carnegie Mellon University and the Editor-in-Chief for Belt Magazine and the forthcoming Pittsburgh Review of Books, as well as being a contributing editor to The Montreal Review. He is also an emeritus staff writer at The Millions, which the New York Times has called the “indispensable literary site,” as well as being a monthly columnist for both 3 Quarks Daily and LitHub. In addition to those roles, Simon has been the Creative Nonfiction Editor at Carnegie Mellon University Press since 2024. 

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Originally a native of Pittsburgh, he has lived in New York City, Boston, Washington DC, and now his hometown again. He holds a PhD in English from Lehigh University and has taught as a college instructor for two decades, in disciplines including English literature and composition, journalism, rhetoric, religious studies, and political science, at institutions including Point Park University, Duquesne University, Lehigh University, Bentley University, American University, Mt. Aloysius College and Carnegie Mellon University.​

A Fresh Start & Creative Kaleidoscope Join Event!

Creative Wellness Retreat

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On Saturday, June 14, 2025, Teetotal Initiative will offer a Creative Wellness Retreat, our first joint event for the Fresh Start and Creative Kaleidoscope series. This immersive half-day experience at the Spartan Community Center in Hazelwood will offer a nurturing space for people to reconnect with themselves through movement, mindfulness, and creative expression. The event will alternate between grounding somatic practices— guided meditation by Kim Earley (@thehapahealer), yoga with Corina Berkoben (@heartsandhaloshealing), breathwork guided by Larissa Emanuele (@sainteshaven), and hands-on nature-based crafting sessions led by Ashley Baptiste (@workplayzen), which are designed to support holistic wellness. For crafting, we will create our own signature herbal tea infusion while exploring the healing properties of herbs, and craft a custom aromatherapy room or body spray, choosing from essential oil blends that promote calm, energy, or emotional balance. Whether you’re seeking clarity, stress relief, or a creative reset, this retreat offers a meaningful pause to reflect, move, and make—within a supportive, substance-free community.

Introducing

The Teetotal
Book Club!

We are thrilled to announce the launch of the Teetotal Initiative Book Club! Join us for an exciting literary adventure. Every second Tuesday of the month, we'll come together to discuss a new book. We'll kick things off with virtual chats, and we can't wait to add some optional in-person meet-ups as we grow together on this adventure! The book club will select reads based on your interests and recommendations. Look out for detailed instructions from book club moderator Jessica Bombassaro!

Book Club Meeting Times:
*Meetings will occur on the second Tuesday of each month

Teetotal Tastes Brookline!

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After exploring The Strip, Lawrenceville, and Saxonburg, next up, Burgh Bits & Bites Food Tours will take guests on a culinary tour around the world, while Teetotal Initiative tours historic Brookline! On this tour, we will sample a true diversity of foods from many regions: pita from a Mediterranean bakery, Carniceria, biscuits from one of Pittsburgh's top-rated restaurants, and more. The Brookline tour, a favorite of the Bits & Bites tour guides, also features one of the oldest continuously operating firehouses in the city. So, wear your stretchy pants and discover the exciting and recently renovated Boulevard in Brookline!

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*RSVP opens on 6/14

Coming soon...

The Mocktail Mixer!

Pittsburgh's First Zero-Proof Throwdown For A Cause!

You definitely won’t want to miss Pittsburgh’s hottest new zero-proof event! Join us on July 28th at COhatch South Side Works, where we’ll be crowning the winner of the Best Mocktail in the Burgh! We’ve invited some fantastic bars, restaurants, and beverage specialists from all over Pittsburgh to go head-to-head in a fun competition to find out who crafts the best zero-proof drinks in the city. We are thrilled to be cohosting the event with Katrina Tomacchio, Pittsburgh's Mocktail Queen! Additionally, all proceeds will support Teetotal Initiative’s exciting growth and expansion throughout Southwestern Pennsylvania. We're finalizing the details, so be sure to join our mailing list! This way, you'll stay in the loop and be the first to know when tickets go on sale. We can't wait to share this exciting news with you!

Rescheduled & Back by Popular Demand
Stand Up for Sobriety!
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🎉 We're absolutely thrilled to announce the grand return of one of our most cherished events! Sponsored by Shatterproof, prepare for an exhilarating night filled with laughter and joy, showcasing a lineup of uproarious and delightfully dry humor that will leave you rolling in the aisles! 🚀 Join the Teetotal Initiative for an unforgettable evening of sober comedy that showcases some of the finest comedic talent out there. And guess what? It's completely FREE! 🌟 Indulge in a selection of delightful, complimentary zero-proof cocktails expertly crafted by Lo Bar Cocktail Services as you kick back and enjoy the show.

 

We are over the moon to welcome Ken Garr, who’s taking a break from his residency in vibrant Las Vegas, to headline our spectacular show this year! 🎤 Teetotal Initiative’s very own Kim Cardiel Earley, a former host at The Comedy Store in San Diego, will be your charismatic host for the evening. 🤩 And don’t miss the chance to laugh along with local comedy stars Trevor Austin and Mike Zydel, who are sure to deliver unforgettable, side-splitting sets! This is an evening that promises to be a blast, and you definitely won’t want to miss it! 🎊 So, round up your friends and get ready for a fantastic time together!

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